The Boredom Condom

This is the “Evacuation Skirt”. Its an inflatable skirt which is supposed to save your life if you’re stranded in the water or at the mall or something…

“The skirt keeps its glamorous look when it’s deflated on the one hand, and on the other it inflates into a kayak with the right amount of volume to carry a grownup woman.”

Now lets be honest here, I see a vagina. Does anybody else or am I just perverted over here? Okay I know I’m perverted but come on… vagina. Click the pic for more views of this inflatable genitalia.