The Boredom Condom

This bean bag chair costs $40 with free shipping and is AWESOME. You can order it with the girl included for $140, totally worth it. Just kidding but damn don’t I wish… curse you human rights! The things I’d do to that woman would probably make R. Kelly look like a good Christian… Anyway, I’m going to order about 15 and install blue carpeting in my room with waves drawn on. It will be the best shark-filled-ocean-waters-bedroom ever! Pay attention to the “CAUTION: Enter At Your Own Risk” sign on the door… you’ve been warned.