August 2009
116 posts
Cigarrette Lighter
Confidence Comparisson
This chart is brilliant… but I think for me its about even. Now the racism chart on the other hand… that would definitely be closer to this!
Surfer Interview Fail
You get pitted… so pitted.
Amazing Biking Skills
Synchronized bicycling! Yes… it exists… and these girls are REALLY good at it. I can’t even do a wheelie for that long by myself… let alone standing up over the handle bars with somebody else on top of me. These women are extremely talented on bicycles. If they are even 10% as talented in bed… I’ll marry them. Both of them… and they can ride me at the...
Jesus Hates Old People
I don’t get it… but I think this might be a joke because my desktop isn’t running any faster. It’s actually not even running… anybody know how to put system 32 back?
Pool Is Closed
Quite possibly the funniest sign I’ve seen in a while. Who ever came up with this is brilliant! But I must ask… why did he draw a black man with an afro at the bottom? Is he trying to imply something? Making a sign about AIDs and stingrays then drawing a black man on it!?! THAT RACIST SON OF A PLATYPUS. Wow… he’s even funnier than I originally thought! Then again, I guess...
The Inflatable Vagina! Er... I Mean Skirt?
This is the “Evacuation Skirt”. Its an inflatable skirt which is supposed to save your life if you’re stranded in the water or at the mall or something…
“The skirt keeps its glamorous look when it’s deflated on the one hand, and on the other it inflates into a kayak with the right amount of volume to carry a grownup woman.”
Now lets be honest here,...
Most Talented Guy Ever!!!!
This kid has serious talents. I can’t believe he’s only being discovered right now! And it tool Australian Idol to find him… you almost never find talent this good on stupid shows like that…
The Toilet Target Game!
Gay Pride!
Hahaha… ohhh so clever! If you’re as lost as I was you read this then congratulations, we’re both dumb! Now go look up the possible definitions for “pride” cause that will help you.
I Love Nerdy T-Shirts!
Can you figure out what it says? I hope so… I mean it doesn’t take a nerd to figure this shirt out. I like this t-shirt but I still think this is my favorite. This one’s a close second.
2010 Glasses... Its Been Done.
Everyone was skeptical… how will they ever make glasses out of the numbers 2010?! Its impossible… it just won’t be symmetrical… it won’t look good at all! Well… here you go. They did it… and they did it half decently too. I mean it still looks like shit but not as shitty as it could look. Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna hide in a...
One More... Ong Bak 2!
Awesome. But I can do all of those moves. I actually taught him every move he knows… yeah you could say I’m pretty talented with my hands. Well, at least that’s what the women say… ladies?
Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus
Have you heard about Heath Ledger’s final film? No… its not called “The Dark Casket”… what? Too soon? Yeah you’re probably right… crap. Anyway, apparently he has one more film coming out! Not only is he in it… but it is also starring Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, Jude Law, and Christopher Plummer. Looks like its going to be a wild movie…
Might As Well Continue With Movies: "Legion"
This movie looks pretty bad ass… but the best part about it… is that so far, the stupid hick from Tokyo Drift hasn’t had any lines yet! YES!
Where The Wild Things Are
Can’t wait for this beauty to come out. Brings back my beautiful childhood memories… playing whiffle ball, hide and seek, exploring the neighborhood, crying deeply while my uncle would touch me when he would baby sit but there would be nobody around to hear me, riding my bike around with my friends, going to friends’ houses… oh the good old days.
Best Bucket List Ever...
Still feeling lazy today… this is brilliant tho.
The Pinocchio Parody
Sick Guitar Tapping
Teleporter Doesn't Work
Okay perhaps I’m just an idiot… but this thing didn’t work. Unless it takes more than an hour and a half to activate… shit maybe I should have stood on it longer. I’ll be back later…
Milk Is Magic!
Solar Energy Field In Austin, Texas
“A retail lot in Austin, Texas recently sprouted a stunning field of solar sunflowers that soak up the sun’s rays to provide shade while generating a steady stream of renewable energy. Designed by public art team Harries/Heder, the installation consists of 15 flower-like solar photovoltaic panels located on a pedestrian and bike path between the village of Mueller and Austin’s highway...
Learning From Others Fail
Crazy Indian Cab Driver Drives Everywhere Backward
This guy has become famous in his home town of Bhatinda, in the state of Punjab. He’s even been issued a government license allowing him to drive in reverse anywhere in the sate! Read the article here.
NYC Is Empty
The crowded streets of Japan…
Great New Addition To An Old Song
Ugh... wtf?
Apparently there is a gallery of dogs sniffing celebrity’s asses… what is wrong with people?
Tetris Pimp
Haha that kid is square… get it?!? He’s square! Hahaha like a square… get it?!
Best Fake Movie Trailer Ever
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Guy Makes Piece Of Shit Tumbler
This guy made a Tumbler out of a go-cart. Sounds like an over sized lawnmower to me… and wtf are those kids? Batman would be ashamed.
Interesting Cover Of Jack Johnson
This kid does a cover of Jack Johnson… I decided to post it because its pretty good. He’s different from the other covers, has a different sound… probably gay.
Crazy Go-Cart-Formula-1-Bio-Car
This is the Lazareth Wazuma Bio V12. It has 500 horse power killing machine that runs on E85 ethanol and costs $285,000! I think I might just rather own a few Nissan GTRs. Who want’s to join my racing club? Free membership after a one time charge of $100,000. Sign up now and I’ll throw in a free GTR to keep.
One Man Song Made With Loops
Pretty cool song called by David Ford called “Go To Hell”. I like the creativity of the instruments but its a simple song. A bit catchy tho.
Istanbul Unveils a $1 Billion Super Development
This super development is a fully green design. It will be home to the city’s new financial and business districts and will consist of a 60 story building, 1500 residential units, a five-star hotel, many offices, and conference facilities with public areas and parking facilities. Click the pic to read more and see a bunch more CG images.
Guys Jump Into Jeans Like Retards
I think I’ve seen this before… perhaps it was originally a commercial. Either way… these guys need a life. Like seriously, do you really have the time to spend trying to jump into a pair of jeans and risk the most intense wedgie in the world? Not to mention risk injuring your man gems. Cool but not worth it.
The Big Bang Explained In Two Minutes
I find all this stuff pretty interesting… especially how the big bang wasn’t the only one but just a repetition of another cycle of the universe. Shit is crazy.
Best Bean Bag Chair Idea
This bean bag chair costs $40 with free shipping and is AWESOME. You can order it with the girl included for $140, totally worth it. Just kidding but damn don’t I wish… curse you human rights! The things I’d do to that woman would probably make R. Kelly look like a good Christian… Anyway, I’m going to order about 15 and install blue carpeting in my room with waves...
Zombie Therapy
I just found this funny… kinda like your face. Boo-ya.
Kettle Plays Music
This amazing kettle doesn’t just boil and whistle… it plays a tune! Click the pic for a video on the kettle performing.
Another New Radiohead Track!
Their new track “These Are My Twisted Words” is a complete mystery to everyone. It just sort of popped up out of know where… about a week after their latest release “Harry Patch (in memory of)”. You can download “These Are My Twisted Words” here.
You're Doing it Astronomically Wrong
In case you didn’t know, all (so we thought) planets orbit their suns in the same direction, counter clockwise. Well the planet WASP-17 (such a gorgeous name) does the opposite. Its the little rebel planet of the universe. What a tart.
“A newfound planet orbits the wrong way, backward compared to the rotation of its host star. Its discoverers think a near-collision may have...
Girls In Bikini's.. Uhh Reading... Something...
Ohh Star boobs… that’s what they’re legs… what? Oh… uh, yeah the girls are reading a script or something from Star Wars apparently… I didn’t hear a word of it. In fact I’m going to turn my sound off and watch it again.
Calvin Harris Promotes His New Single
Calvin Harris promotes his new single “Ready For The Weekend” by putting conductive paint on pretty girls in bikinis! That is truly awesome. I’m gonna go buy it right now. This man knows how to promote music!
Do You Date Noobs... Or Pwn Them?
Pshtttt what a nub. Like honestly… who can’t find the space bar?Nobody…that’swho.
And Knowing Is Half The Battle!
This is a brilliant tshirt design from nerdou.com. The best usage of the GI Joe PSAs since the voice over parodies.
Stratospheric Sculpture
This sculpture by Fletcher Vaughan is made of Corian and Perspex, which are both light emitting materials. LED lights are located inside each of the spheres which light them up as you see in the picture above. I’d say those are the second coolest balls ever… right behind the balls of your’s truly. The perfect balls can take 3rd place. Click the pic for more.
PRC: Personal Rockin' Computer?
Yeah… its called the “Personal Rockin’ Computer”… not sure how that works. Its a cool design for a rocking chair but apparently its meant for you to use a laptop while sitting on it. Yeah I’m not exactly sure how comfortable that would be. But lets be serious, its definitely a sex swing… or sex rocking chair… which is really no problem at all. It...
Awesome Pictures
Click the pic to see a bunch of amazing photos.
Interesting Test
Ugh… I saw all the circles. No really I did… I’m not gay. Just leave me alone damn it!