The Boredom Condom

Confidence Comparisson

This chart is brilliant… but I think for me its about even. Now the racism chart on the other hand… that would definitely be closer to this!

25 August 2009

Surfer Interview Fail

You get pitted… so pitted.

24 August 2009

Synchronized bicycling! Yes… it exists… and these girls are REALLY good at it. I can’t even do a wheelie for that long by myself… let alone standing up over the handle bars with somebody else on top of me. These women are extremely talented on bicycles. If they are even 10% as talented in bed… I’ll marry them. Both of them… and they can ride me at the same time all day long! I’ll even let them work on some tricks… $10 admission.

20 August 2009

Jesus Hates Old People

I don’t get it… but I think this might be a joke because my desktop isn’t running any faster. It’s actually not even running… anybody know how to put system 32 back?

20 August 2009

Pool Is Closed

Quite possibly the funniest sign I’ve seen in a while. Who ever came up with this is brilliant! But I must ask… why did he draw a black man with an afro at the bottom? Is he trying to imply something? Making a sign about AIDs and stingrays then drawing a black man on it!?! THAT RACIST SON OF A PLATYPUS. Wow… he’s even funnier than I originally thought! Then again, I guess that could always be a white guy with an afro… ahh shit… I’m racist aren’t I?

20 August 2009

The Inflatable Vagina! Er… I Mean Skirt?

This is the “Evacuation Skirt”. Its an inflatable skirt which is supposed to save your life if you’re stranded in the water or at the mall or something…

“The skirt keeps its glamorous look when it’s deflated on the one hand, and on the other it inflates into a kayak with the right amount of volume to carry a grownup woman.”

Now lets be honest here, I see a vagina. Does anybody else or am I just perverted over here? Okay I know I’m perverted but come on… vagina. Click the pic for more views of this inflatable genitalia.

20 August 2009

thedailywhat:

Barney Frank-Inspired Macro of the Day: “Ma’am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it.”

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20 August 2009 • reblog: thedailywhat